Just Gonna Cut A Huge Hole In My Pants

"PS9" (PS9)
07/26/2014 at 19:24 • Filed to: None

It's to accommodate my massive cock, which no longer fits in any pants I buy. So I'm just gonna slice a big-ass hole in the front and let it all hang out. Hope no one minds. Sorry in advance.

Desire status: GIB CAR TO ME NOW

DISCUSSION (21)

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > PS9
07/26/2014 at 19:25

That is big????????? It is the size of a baby carrot.

Blondude > PS9
07/26/2014 at 19:26

Kinja'd!!!

Dude...

Dsscats > PS9
07/26/2014 at 19:26

Ew www....That diffuser doesn't mesh with anything, the fender cut off looks super silly, the vent in the door looks dumb and why is the glass tinted yellow? And why not render a seat too? And a roof stack to cool....what?

Not my deal.

PS9 > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/26/2014 at 19:26

I bet these dual superchargers could inhale and fucking liquify a baby carrot. Made of concrete.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > PS9
07/26/2014 at 19:27

Yes it could also destroy your small cock.

YSI-what can brown do for you > PS9
07/26/2014 at 19:29

Kinja'd!!!

Stretched Hoosiers? Wut.

PS9 > YSI-what can brown do for you
07/26/2014 at 19:31

This car commits a lot of unforgivable sins. But dual supercharger V8 whine makes up for all of them. Yours and mine. Again. This is the second coming. The almighty has risen, and he demands premium synthetic oil and one Saudi Arabia Oil Field per burnout.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Dsscats
07/26/2014 at 19:31

the roof stack is to cool his massive cock

Nibby > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/26/2014 at 19:32

I hope you're not talking about his cock.

OPPOsaurus WRX > PS9
07/26/2014 at 19:33

I would like a pixel review. I dunno about that thing. I mean it's awesome but is it real?

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Nibby
07/26/2014 at 19:33

I am.

PS9 > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
07/26/2014 at 19:35

Vince, please. I understand the curiosity about my magnificent cock is high, but you didn't get here before everyone else and I'm not generous enough to let you cut the line. Wait your turn, and remember the golden rule;